Presenting: A Megamentous Megamorphosis

Well, this is not usual territory for Imhotep but I suppose that one of the advantages of pushing the cart on barren streets is that you can say whatever you feel like saying and there will be little chance of reprimand. The reason for this wee bout of scribbling is down to comments made by a bloke named Dez Fafara who currently fronts a band called Devildriver.

Greetings ladies and gentleman! I am Alex K., your beloved reviewer/interviewer with the best metal website in existence: Imhotep! I am now going to share a portion of my brain with you in my column simply entitled “Planet X” where I will tackle topics that make our world go spinning round and round.

In my ancient slumber
I heard a voice calling
I shouldn’t have come
because now I am falling


The siren sang her song
with the voice so clear
Why didn’t I close my ears
so that I couldn’t hear?